Mr Plimsole; What d'you think of this Slim City?
Greg: Fat chance!
Maisie: I heard that.
Mr Plimsole: O you're back.
Maisie: Yes, we broke up early.
Greg: Fell apart?
Maisie: No
Mr Plimsole: Fell out.
Maisie: With each other? No, I think we recognised early what we have to do.
Mr Plimsole: What's that?
Maisie: Break up before we fall apart.
Greg: Close. Think I get silver.
Maisie: Yes, but silence is golden.
Mr Plimsole: What you need is to look at someone the opposite to you and do the opposite.
Maisie: That's easy! I just look at you.
Mr Plimsole: Its true. I'm not as trim as I used to be.
Greg: We all end up looking like the tomato-shaped ketchups we love to use.
Maisie: Thanks guys, listening to you is all the inspiration I need to keep dieting.
Mr Plimsole: I'm glad to be of service.
Greg: Guess I'd better get over and inspire Carly and Rose then. I think I'm large enough to
spread it to two people.
Maisie: Yes, you do that whilst doing what a man's good at, namely eating. You know I'm sure the combined weit of a couple never changes no matter how much the wife or girlfriend loses.
Greg: Its true. We do like to hoover up her leftovers.
Mr Plimsoles: I try not to, but I find it saves on the washing up.
Maisie: Sometimes I wonder, whatever am I dieting for?
Greg: You diet and then you die is what I say.
Maisie: If you mean a diet is never over you're rite?
Mr Plimsole: A man's diet is never begun.
Maisie: Even when it should be.
Greg: The global economic meltdown is the only thing that could put me on one.
Maisie: Or if Fat Harry's ever closed down.
Greg: I'd keep it going with my bare hands.