Sunday, 15 July 2012

Carly: Alrite. Slim City. Meeting one. Lets talk about all the food we like.
Rose: Instead of eating it.
Carly: There's a special prize for the best speaker.
Rose: Yes, its to be exempt from the cream bun feast at the end of the session. There's
five of us and only four to go round.
Carly: So who's going to start.
Doreen the Dogwalker: My favorite's pink candyfloss.
Rose: Even tho it does leave you flossing your teeth afterwards.
Carly: Maisie. How about you?
Maisie: Dolly mixtures? Donuts? Don't know.
Carly: All the D's then. Poppyseed?
Miss Rye-Veta: Well, not poppyseed even tho I tell that to my husband.
Rose: More like popcorn bursting I'll bet.
Miss Rye-Veta: But not the chocolate covered sort.
Carly: You may be asking what mine is?
Rose: I was thinking 'I can't decide what mine is'. There's so many foods I'm never allowed.
Carly: Well, in case you're wondering. Its watermelon. Yes, plain old watermelon. With a
jug of sweet cider to wash it down with on the side.
Rose: Oh, yeah. Now I remember. Mine's a salad folowed by a sneaked in ice cream Mars bar.
I hardly ever get found out.
Carly: That's point one then. Let me chalk it up on the board. Its the things we can't have that
we want the most.
Miss Rye-Veta: I can't have dairy. I'm Lactose intolerent.
Carly: Well, like all good science, there are some exceptions to the rule.
Doreen the Dogwalker: I can't have Frio's biscuit.
Carly: Poodle food is exempt from our equations too.
Rose: I can't have chickenpox. I've already had it.
Carly: Now, this is just getting ridiculos.
Honeysugar: Don't mind me. Time for my hoovering.
Carly: Hey! There's a meeting going on here.
Honeysugar: Well, if you will use Greg's garage you can expect disruptions.
Carly: Realy!
Honeysugar: What is the meeting about anyway, Sweetie Pie?
Carly: Losing weit! What else?
Honeysugar: I'll let you all have a go at the hoovering. You'll lose weit in no time.
Rose: That's the best suggestion so far. Chalk it up!
Carly: Realy? Do you want Honeysugar as your leader?
Rose: No. She'd have us all super slim and then we'd have nothing to talk about!  

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