Mr Plimsole: Phew, so much teaching today. Have you learnt anything while you've been
exercising all day?
Maisie: While I've been on the treadmill?
Mr Plimsole: What else?
Maisie: I think I discovered the secret of my slim-dress.
Mr Plimsole: Realy?
Maisie: Yes, I found out that its just LIFE that's fattening.
Mr Plimsole: Is that all?
Maisie: Yes, I thout that after eatin my third cream bun. I realy needed that to give me energy
for the next three hours on the mill.
Mr Plimsole: Oh, I can see then why you call it a treadmill now and not a running machine.
Maisie: Well, I've done with running. Be thankful I've not done with someone running my life.
Mr Plimsole: Did you say running or ruining?
Maisie: Take your pick. They're interchangeable.
Mr Plimsole: Oh, realy! What would Olivia Newton John say?
Maisie: I don't know, but I bet it'd be tough on the thighs!
Mr Plimsole: It is all unnecessary you know. You know that I'd like you in any size.
Maisie: Yes, but I only like YOU regular. If I let myself go you'd only walk in my shadow.
Mr Plimsole: True, I admit.
Maisie: Anyway, I mite be doin something different soon. Doreen the Dogwalker passed by
today and was telling me about a new slimming club up and running called Slim City.
Mr Plimsole: Isn't that London in two weeks time.
Maisie: No, that's the Olympics, tho she did look like she was dressed for the Olympics. She
was wearing the 78th different pair of leggings I've seen her wearing this month.
Mr Plimsole: She should get a gold medal.
Maisie: Yes and all the time she's been wearing the same boots.
Mr Plimsole: You'd think she'd have a bigger collection.
Maisie: Oh, she'll only wear white ones.
Mr Plimsole: That's American that. I remember those British wearing black socks.
Maisie: I know! Every American knows white is the color to wear!
Mr Plimsole: Can't wait til team USA realy cleans up!
Maisie: Yeah, Go Jordyn! Go Alexandra!
Mr Plimsole: Think the swimming's gonna go to that Halsall girl tho.
Maisie: Yeah, I thought she was French.
Mr Plimsole: We'll clean up in the men's tho.
Maisie: Yes, I'm sure the ripple effect will extend to the women.
Mr Plimsole: I fancy a coffee. I don't know how to make it.
Maisie: The men won't be cleaning up in that event.
Mr Plimsole: Yes, three shoots please.
Maisie: You can clean up after me....now watch this shot!