Thursday, 19 July 2012

Anorexia: I'm having a fat-day today.
Matilda: I can see, you've treated yorself to an extra mint.
Anorexia: Its to stave off the tomato temptation.
Matilda: Yes, when did Boston cease being Colonial City and become Beantown instead?
Anorexia: Must have been during the boomtime of the beantown.
Matilda: Yes, still, its lovely here on the Esplenade.
Anorexia: I love the yelow trees.
Matilda: Its nice to be near the river.
Anorexia: She's wilowy for sure.
Matilda: There'a lots of outdoor cafe's round here. We'll find one.
Anorexia: If there's lots then one won't be hard to find.
Matilda: Who do you reckon for the Olympics then?
Anorexia: O you know I'm a McKayla Maroney fan. She's so slim.
Matilda: I'm counting on Komova still.
Anorexia: I'm sure Viktoria will be victorios in one of the events.
Matilda: They shold have slimming in The Games.
Anorexia: I reckon that's the event I mite beat all of those gymnasts at.
Matilda: Yes, but only just.
Anorexia: I used to wonder if I should have been into tumbling and such. Nowadays I think
I could be a jockey. I look in the paper and so long as I can do the weit for every horse
running that day then I feel just fine.
Matilda: That's good, but there's only one problem.
Anorexia: What's that?
Matilda: You can't ride.
Anorexia: Tell me something I don't know!
Matilda: A half times a half is a quarter.
Anorexia: I know that......Realy? How can that be?
Matilda: Never mind. Take a seat. I'll feed the quacking ducks.
Anorexia: Animals never seem to have any weit problems at all.
Matilda: I guess they don't eat at cafe's.

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