Carly: I'm trying a new fad diet.
Doreen the Dogwalker; Did you say fat diet?
Carly: No, but I mite as well have done.
Doreen the Dogwalker: Since my Frio was dognapped I've been losing weit thru worry.
Carly: I'm sure spaceships with the technology they have have pilots who've developed
kindness. I'm sure he'll be cared for. He may come back much improved.
Doreen the Dogwalker: You mean like a robot? Computerised?
Carly: Who knows? He may see twitter and speak google and yap yahoo. Who knows
what inventions lie ahead of us.
Doreen the Dogwalker: I always thout Frio the Dog was ahead of us.
Carly: That's not hard to believe. Who were you minding him for anyway.
Doreen the Dogwalker: Someone called Princess Felicity. She's currently incarcerated
on a game show that don't allow pets. Strange tho.
Carly: What?
Doreen the Dogwalker: Frio seemed to know his captors. He went of his own accord.
Carly: So you believe in aliens now.
Doreen the Dogwalker: No, not at all, I'm normal.
Carly: But you said you lost your dog to a spaceship. Spacenapped.
Doreen the Doreen: I am quite trendy and incapable of believing in such things according
to my twitter profile.
Carly: According to mine I have a thousand folowers.
Doreen the Dogwalker: Did you celebrate?
Carly: Yes, by treating myself to life as a celebrity.
Doreen the Dogwalker: How's that done?
Carly: I unfolowed the two thousand I was folowing.
Doreen the Dogwalker: Its strange with celebrities. The less they can speak the more the
people are who want to hear what they say.
Carly: Those empty inside can be filled with people's fantasies of what they think they are.
Doreen the Dogwalker: That's deep.
Carly: Sometimes I have a quick dip into my depths and then resume shalowness.
Doreen the Dogwalker: Ah, yes, shalowness is more popular after all.