Friday, 11 May 2012

Mr Plimsole: Going out to work again, darling.
Maisie: Not working as hard as me I hope on the treadmill.
Mr Plimsole: Nobody would be able to, you're so dedicated.
Maisie: I know. I sometimes think I should have married myself.
Mr Plimsole: The amount of time you look in the mirror, maybe you did.
Maisie: What was that.
Mr Plimsole: Oh nothing, you had to be there.
Maisie: Well, don't go disturbing my exercise for too long then.
Mr Plimsole: I couldn't keep you from the gym.
Maisie: Think of me in my stars and stripes leotard. I'll be representing New England in Slimming in
no time.
Mr Plimsole: Its about time you did something with your weight. I thought the scales were glued.
Maisie: I was sticking exactly to my 2000 calories a day, but then I remembered I had to exercise.
Mr Plimsole: We always forget something don't we.
Maisie: Yes, we do. Here's your umbrella.
Mr Plimsole: Oh, thank you. They've given out sun all day tho.
Maisie: Use it as a sun shade then.
Mr Plimsole: Brains as well as beauty. You'll be my Brandy Johnson in no time.  

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