Anorexia: I'll have to make it a quick call. You wouldn't believe how much its costing me.
Matilda: Unless you tell me, no I wouldn't.
Anorexia: Just imagine money going down the drain.
Matilda: How's it going then in Boston?
Anorexia: Fine. The Bostonians seem to be a conscientious bunch.
Matilda: What have you been doing then?
Anorexia: O.K. question two. You know, just the usual. Not eating. Watching others not eating.
Being invited out to non-dinners.
Matilda: Sounds like you're in your Heaven then.
Anorexia: I could do with a few fat people to make me feel thinner tho. I swear I've put on a
crumb of weight. How many calories are there in jet lag?
Matilda: Well, there's all the high air, but its thinner up there, so that should be lo-fat.
Anorexia: It might be because we're five hours behind here. I'm probably asleep when I'd
normaly be exercising.
Matilda: Sounds almost feasable.
Anorexia: You'll have to come across sometime. You'll fit in here. Everyone's wearing leggings.
They're all into their health kick.
Matilda: Did I tell you I'm helping out at Cardomin's clothes emporium?
Anorexia: No, you didn't, and the place sounds like its graduated. Last time I heard it was just
a plain shop.
Matilda: Yes, but all the stock sold out so it had to expand.
Anorexia: Like most of the elasticated stuff it sells then.
Matilda: Yes, and Cardomin is very stretchable..in her mind, as well as her clothes.
Anorexia: Oh, oh..credit's running out.
Matilda: Its so English of us to use the old fashioned method!
Anorexia: I know, next we'll be sending telegrams.
Matilda: I think they're called texts.
Anorexia: Or tweets.
Matilda: I'd probably revert back to pigeon post..Oh, she's gone.