Honeysugar: Hi! Don't mind me. I'm the cleaner. Are you the new girl or are you just breaking in?
Anorexia: Yes, I'm just passing by. I've got the family jewels bulging my pockets.
Honeysugar: Now I can tell by your accent that unless you're an International Thief you're the
visitor from England.
Anorexia: Yes, Anorexia.
Honeysugar: Who is?
Anorexia: My name.
Honeysugar: You'll have to speak English.
Anorexia: Rexie, Rexie is my name.
Honeysugar: You should have said, I'm Honeysugar. I'm kind of fattening.
Anorexia: You cook big dinners?
Honeysugar: No, I make everyone else look on the large size by standing right next to them. Tho I
can see with you I'll have my work cut out. You're so emaciated.
Anorexia: Thank you for the compliment.
Honeysugar: Now I must burn some calories and get my vaccuum out. I haven't had any calories
today so I'm hoping to wear into the bone.
Anorexia: Do you have good days and bad days as far as slimming goes.
Honeysugar: On a good day I generaly pass out. Its my body telling me I'm happy with my lack of
calories.
Anorexia: And on a bad day?
Honeysugar: Oh, I pass out also, from the shock of eating. Its my way of telling me that my body's
happy with my calories.
Anorexia: Our bodies are our greatest enemies.
Honeysugar: If only we could empty them completely like hoovers!
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