Honeysugar: Oh, excuse me, I couldn't help noticing thru the window here didn't I
hoover that crumb up.
Anorexia: Oh, no, that must have rolled off my plate. I was thinking of having it for
breakfast but I was feeling too glutonos.
Honeysugar: Tell me about it! I'm tempted every day by my name. Honeysugar, don't
you know. Did I introduce myself?
Anorexia: Maybe, or maybe I couldn't hear you over your hoover.
Honeysugar: I am perfecting quite a yell to compensate!
Anorexia: You're quite billowsome now.
Honeysugar: Is that French! Haven't heard it before. Don't like the French much.
Anorexia: What don't you like?
Honeysugar: They don't have a certain 'Je Ne Sais Pas'
Anorexia: Hope you're bigger on the English.
Honeysugar: You can be sure about that. Do you know Kate Middleton?
Anorexia: No, but I should. Think she's my friend Matilda's next door neighbor, even tho she
lives thirty miles away.
Honeysugar: So she can't stroll over there for a cup of sugar, poor dear,..Matilda? Is that long
for something.
Anorexia: Tilly, I think.
Honeysugar: Capital!
Anorexia: Yes, she is made of money.
Honeysugar: Does she have shares?
Anorexia: No, she shares it with the poor, on all her ventures for the homeless.
Honeysugar: Well, as long as we can't catch it I,m sure its a venerable idea.
Anorexia: Is that English?
Honeysugar: Yes, you don't know how I model myself on Kate!
Anorexia: I just hope I match up to the example then.
Honeysugar: Unless you can produce a Prince you never could.
Anorexia: I do have a tiara I wear sometimes.
Honeysugar: Yes, but Kate is so cool I've heard her's is made out of sugar!
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