Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Miss. Rye-Veta: Not cooking tonite?
Honeysugar: No, I'm on a diet. Just five meals a day.
Miss. Rye-Veta: How many hours are in your day?
Honeysugar: More than 24. I'm multi tasking.
Miss. Rye-Veta: You don't mind if I scoff down a breadstick do you?
Honeysugar: No, I haven't eaten for more than an hour, but I think I'll survive.
Miss. Rye-Veta: Its just with men not around we have more food.
Honeysugar: Without them hoovering it all up, I know.
Miss Rye-Veta: But WITH men not being around we tend to eat all the food.
Honeysugar: I know, comfort eating. Call me Dyson Super Suction.    

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