Carly: Himm himm himm hummdy hummdy humpty...Great song. What's that? Oh, the phone.
Now where did I put you? Oh, be quiet Mr. D.J. while I think. Yes, I left it in the kitchen. I
always leave things in the kitchen! Why didn't I think? Now, here it is. Oh, its rung off. I'm
going to have to stop having a phone as I can never find it in time to answer it. Now who could
it have been. It could have been Robert. It could have been grave news. He might not be able
to find the lo-fat! Oh, the thought of it makes me feel like getting fat right now. Just as well I've
never got any food in. No, the cupboards are as empty as my personality is when I'm on a diet.
I blame Robert. He's so slim. If he was fatter he'd be eating all the food and then I wouldn't be
able to. I wonder how many calories I'm burning up worrying about who made the call? Maybe
it was Diet Monthly telling me I'm the fattest slimmer of the week. Or, Lord helpme, Diet Weekly
saying they've cancelled my subscription after one episode for being a bad example. Oh, Robert
save me! Oh, its worked. He's rung again. Maybe I'll try that again. Give me a million pounds!
Hi, Rob..Oh, its Rose. No I haven't put a million pounds on in weight. Did you call just before?
Oh, you did. What? The dinner? Yes, tomorrow night. Weren't you listening? Well, make up for
it by bringing extra cake. If I'm going to win slimmer of the month I'd better put on loads of weight
first to give me an easier starting point!